Thursday, November 8, 2012

Micro-max Vibro Teaser Cock Ring

Vibrating penis ring with nubbed top portion.Mom's Notes:
- Quite
- Non-realistic looking
- Easy to clean

First impressions:
- Feels cheap


Personal experience:  0/5

The "nubs" were as useless as the tiny vibrating bullet.  The size was fine, however the power just wasn't there.  We took it off during use, as it did nothing.  After trying this out, I threw it out.

This toy was provided to my by Eden Fantasy's Review Program. Eden Fantasys is a great place to shop for new and seasoned sex toy customers.

Review:
I had high hopes for this toy because it seemed to have nice "clitoral coverage".

The material is TPR Silicone. It is Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free and should be cleaned before and after each use with the warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner or mild soap.

Bullet removed from toy
The ring is quite stretchy and did not slip once it was in place and in use.  I took a photo of it around my wrist to demonstrate how large the ring can stretch.  My partner indicated that he considered it comfortable.  

The small "nubs" were VERY soft - too soft in my opinion.  They bent easily and did not provide any tickling sensation what so ever. 

As for the TINY bullet-like vibrator:  The on/off switch is a small hard plastic post that requires you to push and slide it slightly to one side.  I did not find this easy to switch on and off (especially with lubricant on my fingers).

The location of the "bullet" is too low to hit the clitoris and the vibrations did not carry through the soft "nubs" - so pretty much useless.

This toy takes 2 watch batteries, and came with them already inside - thank goodness they were still working, because I really didn't want to be bothered changing them.

The volume of the vibrator was very low, quieter then a cell phone buzzing.  There is only one speed (on).

It is not waterproof.  Once you remove the "bullet" piece the toy can be cleaned with soap and water.  I question if (after multiple or prolonged use) the "bullet" would fall out of its holder.


Packaging was easy to dispose of due to the size, shape and material, however if you have kids in the house you'll want to hide it at the bottom of the garbage to avoid questions regarding the photo on the front.


I do not recommend this toy to anyone.  I found it poorly designed and useless. 


Good:
- Quiet
- Non-realistic
- Body safe material

Not so Good:
- Bullet is placed too low on toy
- Not waterproof
- Not easy to turn on/off
- No variation in speed

Bottom Line:
Type: Clitoral, Couples
Volume = 1/5 (cell phone buzz)
Cost = $13.99 at Eden Fantasy
Storage Size = Pocket size
Power = 2 watch batteries
Waterproof = No
Good for = Beginner+


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2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the review, I used to use the disposable ones and the cheap ones before I found out about the higher quality ones.

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  2. I'm not surprised that this was a dud. We had tried a few cheap ones and never loved them. We will be getting Jopen's Ego e3 soon and see if that has a better effect.

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